The Shitheads
24 February 2026
Royal Court Theatre
4.0 out of 5.0 stars
The Shitheads, currently running in the upstairs space at the Royal Court Theatre until 14 March, is Jack Nicholls’ debut play, and an intensely strange throwback to ancient times.
Two tribes, tens of thousands of years ago, ancient Britain. One tribe roams with the weather, moving south when winter comes, the other dwells in caves, protected from the harsher weather. Each has their own customs and rituals, but when the two run into each other, lines are blurred and convictions tested.
The Shitheads is a violent play that doesn’t hold back. There are graphic depictions of hunting and slaughtering animals for sustenance, as well as scenes of murder, violence, and ritual cannibalism. Drawing up a dark and wild mood from the first beat, the show utilises gorgeous puppetry to bring lifesize wild beasts to life with stunning visuals. Making do with limited props, the atmosphere is prehistoric and feral.
In terms of storytelling, the plot unfolds slowly but steadily, drawing up vivid characterisations of two inherently different tribes with very different customs and world views. One believes themselves to be inherently better than the other, more intelligent and entitled to the world; the other lives in harmony with nature, carving out their own niche as hunter gatherers. Characters are drawn up with rich inner worlds, questioning their traditions and circumstances while trying to balance family ties and survival in a hostile environment.
It’s a strange and yet familiar story, fear and curiosity of the “other” balanced perfectly, imagining the beginnings of human civilisation struggling to survive while creating their own customs and beliefs. The violence feels apt, serving a purpose without being overdrawn or lingered on, shocking in its suddenness and prevalence, but perfectly suited to its environment.
The Shitheads is a story unlike any other currently seen on stage, exploring a realm of history not often delved into in theatre. It’s a stunning production full of gorgeous visuals and jarring storytelling, brilliantly brought to life with puppetry and expert acting.
